Thistle & Weeds
doctorwho:

We at the Doctor Who Tumblr would like to say that we have full faith in Matt as a torch bearer.
taintedtreasure:

#he’s gonna burn down cardiff

doctorwho:

We at the Doctor Who Tumblr would like to say that we have full faith in Matt as a torch bearer.

taintedtreasure:

#he’s gonna burn down cardiff

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Anonymous

I feel like this is a scam. Therefore, I shall post it here instead of actually doing as it requests. 

people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
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Kissing
Me: I think it's funny that we have the Eskimo kiss and the French kiss. *pause* I wonder what an American kiss would be like...
Stephen: Can you kiss someone around a cheeseburger?

fuckingfunny:
Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles
Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban
Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles
Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies
Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince
Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.
Join Happy Potter,Hermione Giggler, andRon Wheezing, in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.
Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.
Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.
Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

OHMYFUCKINGOD.

fuckingfunny:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

OHMYFUCKINGOD.